There once was a man from leeds who ate a packet of seeds within the hour his dick was a flour and his balls were all covered in weeds. How is a girlfriend like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. Many of the funny jokes,pictures, limericks and videos that are on this site have adult humor and may contain dirty or rude language. Ode to Politicians 8. They'd then pass the microphone around to the party goers, and let them have a try.
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I'll get my info, I read, it seemed, a thousand books. With a tooting and a hooting. So clap and beep or clang and jingle to express your delight at what they have put together! The following lines are taken from famous poems that use onomatopoeia.
Did you know that the earliest example of limericks were written up to years ago? To celebrate this funny and humorous form of poetry, May 12 th is national limerick day. This is the perfect day to start learning how to write your own limericks.